Quick Dick! Burn EVERYTHING!!!

I was not at all amazed to hear that smoke appeared to billow from a fire Wednesday on the White House compound in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.
The blaze was located in Vice President Dick Cheney's suite of offices located there. Satan and his er... Cheney and President Bush were across the street in the West Wing of the White House when word of the the blaze broke out, but no one can place them anywhere in the minutes leading up to the event. An aide was scolded when he asked why the president was out of breath to which the president responded 'you try running with 250 pounds of dictator on your back and see how winded you get' followed by 'you're going to be the next annoying thing to dissapear'.
It appeared that the fire was under control within an hour although more sensitive documents may turn up which will also require cleansing by fire.

stay tuned for developments...