I am NOT Gay

Look just because a grown man wants to meet strangers in a bathroom and solicit them for sex, it doesn't make them gay. I tell you, the moral compass of this nation is way off when it is deemed wrong for a man to plea guilty, try to hide an arrest from his wife and kids, constituents and the press. I mean what is really criminal is that a police officer is sitting in an airport stall cruising for men looking for illicit sex. Bathrooms are so sexy to begin with. It is almost wrong to let so many men congregate where they are pulling down pants and whipping out units. All the mirrors and towels. It's enough to make a straight man (clearly Sen Craig is NOT GAY!) want to try and get sex from a stranger. Another point I'd like to make is that unless Sen Craig was "catching" he isn't gay. Allowing a strange man to lick one's balls in a bathroom stall is perfectly manly and not the least bit gay unless you are the one licking. So stop calling for the resignation of this completely hetero-sexy senator! Whom among you have not tried to do the exact same thing? That's what I thought. Gay bashers, er I mean not gay but man on man anonymous sex seeking bashers.