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Report: Hundreds of WMDs Found in Iraq
Thursday, June 22, 2006
WASHINGTON — The United States has found 500 chemical weapons in Iraq since 2003, and more weapons of mass destruction are likely to be uncovered, two Republican lawmakers said Wednesday.
"We have found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, chemical weapons," Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said in a quickly called press conference late Wednesday afternoon.
Sen. Santorum while lovingly holding his pet fetus called the conference to announce:
"Look everybody!!! WE FOUND THE W'SMD in IRAQ!!! Ummmm well we found the ones that Rumsfeld delivered to Saddam in the 1990's that is... Well they ARE chemical weapons. We know that Sarin and Mustard gas are bad stuff and that this PROVES Saddam was a bad man. Right! We invaded a country to discover stockpiles of decayed weapons (that we sold to Iraq) that David Kay already told us were there. They might still pose a threat... Really NO REALLY!!!
Gosh I have nothing here...
Bill Clinton had SEX in the Oval Office!"
end of conference
WASHINGTON - Senior U.S. intelligence officials said Thursday they have no evidence that Iraq produced chemical weapons after the 1991 Gulf War, despite recent reports from media outlets and Republican lawmakers.
This was why we were told that we invaded Iraq in the first place.
Okay you war mongers go crazy!
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